: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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