Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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