youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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