is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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