i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Two words: nipple clamps
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