Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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