NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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