this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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