I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
What a dumb baby whore.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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