Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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