in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
