I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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