Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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