Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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