is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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