What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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