you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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