Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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