ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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