I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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