You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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