happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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