As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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