he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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