THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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