Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
There are leaves in my underwear?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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