70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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