I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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