Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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