this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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