doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Just pee around me
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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