Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
tell me about the eggs
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