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i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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