he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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