The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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