god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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