some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
this is an emotional support booty call
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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