Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize