i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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