I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Do you still have your period?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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