Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize