White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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