Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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