"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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