Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I just blew my weed a kiss
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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