Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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