i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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