you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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