yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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