just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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