we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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