i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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