belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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