Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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