he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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